officialcrow:

girl: *bends over in nothing but her draws* its yours daddy do whatever you want

me:

me: *plays clipse grinding beat on her asscheeks*

girl: *does the cheek tapping noise*

her dad from downstairs: from ghetto to ghetto from backyard to yard

fiialqamarr:

liquid-sword23:

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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It’s back💀💀

😂😂😂

deadsleep:

No matter how many notes this gets, if you reblog it I’ll write you a poem, it could be about your blog, you, whatever, I’ll put it in your inbox and hopefully it makes your day, and sure I’ll try my best to have it in their within 24 hours, if I don’t I’m human and have a life outside of here too.

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adultc0ntent:

but she caught me on the counter, wasn’t me

saw me banging on the sofa, wasn’t me

i even had her in the shower, wasn’t me

she even caught me on camera, wasn’t me

saw the marks on my shoulder, wasn’t me

heard the words that i told her, wasn’t me

heard the screams get louder, wasn’t me

she stayed until it was over, wasn’t me

Honey came in and caught me red-handed, creepin with the girl next door

Picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor.

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adultc0ntent:

we could burn somethin 

come thru

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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